- me at 15 years-old: don't tell me what to do
- me at 20 years-old: please tell me what to do
- me: grades don't really matter at the end of the day
- me: life is so much more than how well you did on a test on a subject you'll forget in five years
- me: we can't be measured by percentages and grade point averages
- *gets a bad grade*
- me: I've brought dishonor to myself, my family and my cow